YOU KNOW OUR VIBE.
NOW MAKE IT YOURS.
PRIVATE EVENT DJ BOOKINGS ARE NOW OPEN!
Your excuse to party just got better. We're bringing the Riot Nerd energy beyond our own parties and onto your dance floor. Your people, your music, your kind of party.
And right now, we're offering 30% off!
Book your event with us by December 31, 2026, and get 30% off your booking. To qualify, your contract must be signed and your deposit received by the end of 2026.
WHAT KIND OF PARTIES DO WE DO?
We're best suited for small-ish, casual-ish events where the goal is to have a great time, not follow a rigid script. Think:
Birthday parties
Holiday parties
Elopements
Unconventional weddings
Private gatherings (celebrations, reunions, etc)
Whatever else you've got in mind
Not sure if your event is our thing? Tell us about it! We'd rather hear what you're planning than have you rule us out before we even talk.
MEET YOUR RIOT NERD DJS.
Your event will be in the hands of Riot Nerd owner Riot Meg and her husband, Jawn Cena (aka Dave), the resident jack of all Riot Nerd trades. If you're specifically interested in one of our other DJ's, or if we think one would be a better fit, we can chat about that too!
Let's talk music. It's kind of our thing. Our wheelhouse leans alternative, nostalgic, and a little weird. Think rock, goth, metal, emo, nu-metal, New Wave, industrial, 80s bangers, 90s throwbacks, 00s pop, alternative hits, and grunge. The songs you scream in the car, the ones that take you straight back to high school, and the ones that get your entire friend group on the dance floor.
But that's our wheelhouse, not a playlist prison.
Tell us what you love, what you want to hear, and what you absolutely don't. Not sure how to describe your musical vibe? That's okay, too. Send us a few favorite artists or songs, and we'll start there.
NO SALES PITCHES. HONEST PRICING.
Tell us the vibe, and we'll tell you if we're a good fit. We're not salespeople. We want you to have a great event, whether that means working with us or finding someone else who better fits what you're looking for. If we're not the right fit, we'll be honest about it. And if we know someone who might be a better match, we'll point you in their direction.
Pricing varies depending on the length of your event and whether sound equipment is needed. Every event is different, so we'll put together pricing based on what you're actually looking for rather than trying to squeeze you into a package that doesn't fit.
Tell us what you've got planned, how long you need a DJ, and what the setup looks like. We'll take it from there.
And don't forget: book by December 31, 2026, to receive 30% off your booking. Your contract must be signed and your deposit received by that date.